✨ Big Beautiful Bill's ✨
FREAKSGIVING 2007

🥧 About Big Beautiful Bill 🥧

Honey, let me tell you something - Bill doesn't just SERVE Thanksgiving dinner, he DELIVERS a whole experience! We're talking pumpkin pie orange realness from the tablecloths to the napkins to Bill's famous spray tan!

This ain't your grandma's Turkey Day (well, maybe if your grandma was FABULOUS). We're serving presidential portions with runway attitude. Every year since 2001, Bill has been blessing this digital space with the most ICONIC feast east of the Mississippi!

🎭 The Menu of Champions 🎭

★ Turkey so moist it makes grown men cry
★ Stuffing that's actually stuffed with FLAVOR
★ Gravy smoother than Bill's jazz collection
★ Sweet potato casserole that'll make you holler
★ Cranberry sauce that gets SAUCY
★ Pumpkin pie with whipped cream mountains

🍽️ We're eating GOOD tonight, fam! 🍽️

📸 Bill's Golden Rules 📸

Rule #1: Come HUNGRY, leave HAPPY
Rule #2: Stretchy pants are MANDATORY
Rule #3: No turkey shaming allowed
Rule #4: Seconds are encouraged, thirds are expected
Rule #5: What happens at Freaksgiving, gets blogged about on MySpace